We may deal in oddities, silliness, and things you didn't technically need — but when it comes to your experience, we take things seriously. Here’s what you can count on:
✅ Quality, Not Just Quirk - If it’s in our bucket, it’s been chosen for a reason: charm, usefulness, durability, or sheer joy. We don’t sell junk. (Unless it’s delightfully junky on purpose.)
🚚 You’ll Get Your Order — Or We’ll Make It Right - If your item goes missing, arrives broken, or looks nothing like the picture (rude), we’ll replace it or refund you. No drama, no cosmic voids — just real help.
❤️ Real Humans, Real Support - Need help? Our support team is small but mighty, and yes — they read your emails. Every message is handled with care (and sometimes snacks).
