Where's my stuff?

We get it — waiting is hard. 

Patience is a virtue… but let’s be real: when you spot something weird and wonderful, click “Buy Now,” it should teleport to your doorstep instantly. Sadly, we’re still working on that. 

Here’s the good news: your stuff is on the way. And while we can't speed up international shipping with moon magic (yet), we can give you the tools to track your treasure.


🔍 Pop your tracking number in below

We'll beam your parcel's current location straight from the shipping void.

A few important notes...

  • Orders usually take 2–4 business days to process before shipping out.
  • If you ordered multiple items, they may arrive in separate packages (we know, weird — it's a fulfilment thing).
  • Some tracking links take 24–72 hours to update, especially when crossing borders or switching carriers.

Still worried? Or your package is doing something suspiciously weird?

Reach out to us in the form below — we’ll look into it faster than you can say “glitter duck.”

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In the meantime...

Might we suggest browsing a few more wildly unnecessary items while you wait?

Who knows — your future self might thank you.

Back to the goodies!